Filthy Humans
king-of-sass:

pomethedoge:

deadlydinos:

youarenotyou:

lnfamy:

i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more

further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked 

What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."

when will  straight boys stop

try to not generalize straight boys okay not all of them are like this

king-of-sass:

pomethedoge:

deadlydinos:

youarenotyou:

lnfamy:

i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more

further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked 

What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?

"You look pretty today."

"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."

when will  straight boys stop

try to not generalize straight boys okay not all of them are like this

(via weaboobl)

riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

(via weaboobl)

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When I see graffiti on a bridge.

  • Some People: That's some dope ass art!
  • Other People: This is some kind of vandalism!
  • Me: How the hell did they get up there

cosmickidder:

image

image

image

image

get it cuz he’s hero of time

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lonely-trashcan:

upperstories:

alantyson:

sweetappletea:

Punk’s not dead. Just exhausted.

Punk needs a blanket. Maybe some chamomile tea.

shhhh. small noises. small baseline solo.

this is the cutest thing ive ever seen im going to cry

lonely-trashcan:

upperstories:

alantyson:

sweetappletea:

Punk’s not dead. Just exhausted.

Punk needs a blanket. Maybe some chamomile tea.

shhhh. small noises. small baseline solo.

this is the cutest thing ive ever seen im going to cry

(via scattered--pictures)

threecheersforidiotrevenge:

"People ask me what I would do if I didn’t have Green Day. I’d say that I’d be in Green Day. I don’t know what I’d do without it, because I am Green Day. Green Day is me."~Billie Joe Armstrong~

threecheersforidiotrevenge:

"People ask me what I would do if I didn’t have Green Day. I’d say that I’d be in Green Day. I don’t know what I’d do without it, because I am Green Day. Green Day is me."~Billie Joe Armstrong~

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weare-teamlads:

underthe-corktree:

I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa

panic at the party

weare-teamlads:

underthe-corktree:

I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa

panic at the party

(via scattered--pictures)

avengersonna:

This is
My fav pic

avengersonna:

This is
My fav pic

(via sumuniversi)

kissmeok:

Love/Couples

kissmeok:

Love/Couples

(via scattered--pictures)

dogmobile:

Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird

image

(via peteromaximoff)

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
barn-animals:

easy-livin-in-a-flowers-daydream:

bump-an-grind:

What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.

Holy fuck

PLEASE NO

barn-animals:

easy-livin-in-a-flowers-daydream:

bump-an-grind:

What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.

Holy fuck

PLEASE NO

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