Filthy Humans

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arpeggiosmelody:

candlelion:

you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this

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croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

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asker

Anonymous asked: What is 50 shades of grey about? And what's so bad about it?

middleclassreject:

dysonrules:

aconissa:

50 Shades of Grey was originally fanfiction based on the Twilight series, which was then published as a novel (along with 2 subsequent books). It sold over 100 million copies around the world and topped best-seller lists everywhere. It’s about to be adapted into a film, set to come out early next year.

It follows a college student named Ana Steele, who enters a relationship with a man named Christian Grey and is then introduced to a bastardised and abusive parody of BDSM culture.

While the book is paraded as erotica, the relationship between Ana and Christian is far from healthy. The core mantra of the BDSM community is “safe, sane and consensual”, and 50 Shades is anything but. None of the rules of BDSM practices (which are put in place to protect those involved) are actually upheld. Christian is controlling, manipulative, abusive, takes complete advantage of Ana, ignores safe-words, ignores consent, keeps her uneducated about the sexual practices they’re taking part in, and a multitude of other terrible things. Their relationship is completely sickening and unhealthy.

Basically, “the book is a glaring glamorisation of violence against women,” as Amy Bonomi so perfectly put it. 

It’s terrible enough that a book like this has been absorbed by people worldwide. Now, we have a film that is expected to be a huge box-office success, and will likely convince countless more young women that it’s okay not to have any autonomy in a relationship, that a man is allowed to control them entirely. It will also show many young men that women are theirs to play with and dominate, thus contributing to antiquated patriarchal values and rape culture.

REBLOG FOREVER.

Boycott this fucking movie, for the love of god. These kinds of ideas are dangerous and set us back as a society 

wesker-is-hot:

troybakerrr:

You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?

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Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

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ket3:

CG: GOD FUCKING STRIDER DON’T PUSH. *whispers*
TG: why the h oh *sniffs*
TG: man do you even wash your hair
CG: SHUSHH

ket3:

CG: GOD FUCKING STRIDER DON’T PUSH. *whispers*

TG: why the h oh *sniffs*

TG: man do you even wash your hair

CG: SHUSHH

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jhonenv:

Spotted this on Rotten Tomatoes’ collection of SD Comic-Con 2014 photos! I’m gonna assume these three (I like imagining there was a baby in the Minimoose) died of the relentless heat. Fun though!

jhonenv:

Spotted this on Rotten Tomatoes’ collection of SD Comic-Con 2014 photos! I’m gonna assume these three (I like imagining there was a baby in the Minimoose) died of the relentless heat. Fun though!

asker

shutoffmywant asked: 7, 14, 15 and 18 please, sir. *Elvis Voice* Thank you *Thrusts Pelvis* thank you very much.

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

Bees. Smoke does not repel bears.


14: Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?

Depending on who I’m attempting to bother, yes.


15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

No. I don’t get that. Pretty gross.


18: What is your Song of the week?

Hitchin A Ride, by Green Day. http://youtu.be/b6jtGjiDwIQ

That’s the best thank you I’ve ever received by the way.

sprouteeh:

Congrats on raising $24663 with the charity stream!

sprouteeh:

Congrats on raising $24663 with the charity stream!

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wired:

The concept is bizarre, combining a building material from the time of Julius Caesar with a Jetsons aesthetic, but the approach has already worked before.

This newly-revived technique could provide low-cost housing for refugees and displaced people, and generally provide architects with a cost-effective way to explore convex construction.

MORE.

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17yr:

whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor

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today-in-homestuck:

It’s been four years since…
Karkat’s blood colour was revealed [7/28/10]

today-in-homestuck:

It’s been four years since…

Karkat’s blood colour was revealed [7/28/10]

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today-in-homestuck:

It’s been two years since…
[S] Caliborn: Enter. [7/28/12]

today-in-homestuck:

It’s been two years since…

[S] Caliborn: Enter. [7/28/12]

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chothehohohomerrychristmas:

please watch this. my favourite video

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